Lindsay is searching for love
17 de abril de 2009 | rubenvike. 1 Comentario
Lindsay Lohan again. En este blog (en esta mitad del blog) somos muy de que cuando nos da por una cosa, nos da muy fuerte. Y generalmente es con mujeres. Ya pasó con Natalie, con Katie, con Katy o con Lily. Y ahora con Lindsay. No puedo remediarlo, ha sido ver el vídeo, reirme y decir “esto va para el blog de cabeza”. Lindsay Lohan, como ya dije, vuelve a estar ahí, y esta vez lo hace colgando un vídeo-perfil en la web de contactos eHarmony donde suelta auténticas perlas riéndose de todo, ella misma incluida. Porque los grandes saben reirse de uno mismo, y ella lo es. Ya sabéis, si podéis “aguantar a una pelirroja un poco traviesa, y con eso quiero decir una pelirroja que está loca…” ahí la tenéis.
Y aquí, la transcripción completa (las negritas resaltan los, para mí, mejores momentos) : “Hi. My name is Lindsay and I’m searching for love. I’m recently single, I think, and I’m looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with. Or, at least the rest of my probation with. Ha ha. A little bit about me. I’m an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur and I single handedly kept ninety percent of all gossip websites in business. I would define my personality as, uh, creative. I’m a bit of night owl. I’m a workaholic, a shopaholic, and according to the state of California, an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards if they work at hotels. And to put all those rumors to rest, I am not broke. I actually have over four hundred dollars in the bank and twenty thousand Marlboro Milds, which I’m very proud of. I’m looking for a compatible mate who likes a night out on the town, as long as he or she is driving, of course. Likes ankle monitoring bracelets and doesn’t have family members quick to issue restraining orders. The perfect mate loves long walks on the beach, car chases on the PCH, antiquing, and uh passing out in Cadillac Escalades. So, if you think you can handle a redhead with a little bit of sass, and by that I mean a redhead that’s crazy. I mean, don’t pretend like you don’t know me. We’ve all read about it. We’ll crash a few parties, a car or two, but at the end of the day, I promise you I never lose my Google hits, just my underwear. You can reach me at 612679 or you can find me on the cover of US Weekly, because I’m so alone.”
Por cierto, les hemos contado ya que MadridFree.org ya está en funcionamiento? Dense una vuelta por allí, nos harán felices…
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Archivado en: Chicas, Humor, Vídeos. Etiquetas: eHarmony, Katie White, Katy Perry, Lily Allen, Lindsay Lohan, Natalie Portman
17 de abril de 2009 | 13.26
No, la verdad es que cuando os da por algo os da, jajaja…. Bueno, mientras os de por las mujeres eso es bueno